When people talk about their loved ones who have died and say it would be the happiest moments of their life if they somehow weren’t actually dead, all I can think about is how pissed off I’d be. If this happened to me and my dad came back I would be like; “IT’S BEEN 14 YEARS AND YOU’RE NOT DEAD? THAT’S NOT FUNNY MOM IS GONNA BE SO PISSED! YOU’RE SUCH A JERK!”
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
I made a little hat.
Fern wore the little hat.
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
I’ve never seen a more accurate metaphor for the British public
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