youre gonna look so godamn cool
Summary of my last relationship
every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
“It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.”
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
If your fridge dies, should you put frogs in your milk?
Before modern refrigeration, some people in Russia and Finland preserved milk by placing a live frog in it. Now science can explain why that works — and how it might help us save more than just milk.
Literally read this and screamed.
*puff puff pass*
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
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